hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, i made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. uh-oh, i said, realizing my mistake. i just make an illegal turn.
i guess it‘s all right, my daughter replied, the police car behind us did the same thing.
求1个英语笑话(要简短的),初3能看懂的
He is really somebody
— My uncle has 1000 men under him.
— He is really somebody. What does he do?
— A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一个大人物
— 我叔叔下面有1000个人。
— 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？
— 墓地守墓人
英语比较短的小段子
I`ve Just Bitten My Tongue
Are we poisonous? the young snake asked his mother.
Yes,dear, she replied. Why do you ask?
Because I`ve just bitten my tongue!
我刚咬了自己的舌头
“我们有毒吗？”一条年幼的蛇问它的妈妈。
“是的，亲爱的，”她回答说，“你问这个干什么？”
“因为我刚刚咬了自己的舌头！”
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