甲：“手机斗地主一直输，是什么原因让你坚持下去的？”
乙：“因为队友一直鼓励我。”
甲：“怎么鼓励的？”
乙：“你的牌打的也忒好了！”
甲：“……”
十万火急!谁能帮我找简短的英语笑话?我要精品!!!
you are persen,you are not pig
I am your classmate,i want to speak inglish with you for a jok.
So,we can have some scors from our teacher.
that is very wonderful.
call me.you kown my number an my address.
thank you ,waitting for your calling .
初一英语经典笑话
One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin. Girl: Father, I have sinned. Preacher: What did you do, little girl? Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch. Preacher: Why? What did he do to you? Girl: He touched my breast. Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.) Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes. Preacher: That’s no reason to call him that. Girl: But he also took off my cloth. Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.) Girl: Yes, that’s what he did. Preacher: That’s still no reason to call him that. Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what… Preacher: (evil laugh…) You mean like this? (And you-know-what) Girl: (After a few minutes…) Ugh… Yeah, that’s what he did… Preacher: My dear girl, that’s still no reason to call him a… Girl: But he had AIDS!! Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH
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