1)TOM’S EXCUSE
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go
Slow.
汤姆的借口
老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着：学校—-慢行。
给我一两句英语笑话 并读出来
I am 哦 and I am the son of bitch .
有什么简短的英语笑话！！！
一面之辞
一位法官问我们这群修补陪审员是否有人应当免权。一个人举起了手。
“我的左耳听不见。”那人告诉法官。
“你的右边耳朵听得见吗？”法官问道。那人点了点头。
“你将被允许加入陪审团，”法官宣布。“我们每次只听一面之辞。”
One Side of the Case
A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand.
I can’t hear out of my left ear, the man told the judge.
Can you hear out of your right ear? the judge asked. The man nodded his head.
You’ll be allowed to serve on the jury, the judge declared. We only listen to one side of the case at a time. 可以不，你去个网站自己再去看看吧www.ni988.com
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