I just want to kiss my sister goodbye, she called back，”列车员说。”
“噢., and I’ll see to the rest; called the guard. Shut the door, please!
Oh; he shouted,, miss.
, please，我还没有和妹妹吻别呢。”她回答道。
“请把门关上好了.
!!”他喊道：“请把门关上;
其余的事由我负责
一位车上的列车员刚发出信号让火车启动，这时他看见一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站台上一节打开的车厢门旁边A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door，跟车厢里另一位漂亮姑娘在说话。
“快点，小姐：“其余的事由我负责, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage;Come on;You just shut that door
求英文短笑话 要有汉语意思 提升英语阅读用的 越多越好
Too Fast or Too Slow
A man was driving at 130 miles an hour when a policeman overtook him.
Was I driving too fast,officer?the man asked.
NO,the policeman answered,You were flying too slow.
太慢或太快
一个男人正在以130英里每小时的速度行驶，当一个警察看见他时，
他问：“我开的太快了吗？警官。”
“不”，警察说，“你飞的太慢了。”
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?
I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered.
You’re a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?
She is the one who sells the candy.
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
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