Big Head
“All the kids make fun of me.” the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head”
“Don’t listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head . Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes”
“Where’s the shopping bag?”
“I haven’t got one,use your hat.
求简短的英语小笑话，至少5句
a german robber was taken to the court. judge:can you speak english? robber:a little. judge:what can you speak? robber:give me all your money? 一个德国抢劫犯被带到法庭。 法官：你会讲英语吗？ 抢劫犯：会一点儿。 法官：你会讲什么？ 抢劫犯：把你的钱统统交出来！
英语简短笑话
People laugh and people cry,
Some give up and some always try,
Some say hi and some say bye,
Some will forget you but never I:
Happy New Year!
True, I never lie!
一中国人在美国街头目睹一起车祸，警察到现场后问他车祸经过，他回答：“One car come one car go,two car peng_peng_,one car diea.警察嗯了一声转身向其他目击证人取证。
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