A chainese famer,two english,at a train.
Famer spit saliva.
English A:what is today?
English B:today is Turtday!
一个中国农民,2个英国人,做火车上
农民吐了口痰
英国人A:what 吐痰
英国人B:吐痰is 杀头的
求两人幽默英语对话
Secret For a Long Life
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look, she says. What’s your secret for a long, happy life?
I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.
Wow, that’s amazing, says the woman. How old are you?
Twenty-six.
长寿秘诀
一位女士走向坐在门廊的椅子上摇动的小老头。
“我无意中发现,你是多么幸福,”那女士说。“你幸福而长寿的秘密是什么?”
“我每天抽三包烟,每周喝一箱威士忌,吃高脂肪食品,而且从来不曾锻炼。”
“哦,真神奇,”女士说。“你高寿?”
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