要几个最好笑最冷的笑话,要英文版本的!!!

要几个最好笑最冷的笑话,要英文版本的!!!

There is this guy and this girl and they want to have sex. So they go to the girls house and before entering the girl stops the guy and says.

My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bunk bed and I do not want her to know what we are doing, so when I say `baloney` it means push harder, and when I say `pastrami` it means push slower.

With this the two get onto the top bunk and have sex. First, the girl moans, baloney,baloney,baloney then shouts pastrami,pastrami,pastrami and then back to baloney,baloney,baloney

Finally, the girls sister says Will you guys quit making sandwiches up there, you`re getting mayonaise all over me!

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