A woman is walking on the street and suddenly a dog comes up and barks at her. She is so frightened that she can’t move a single step. A passer-by see this and says:Don’t be afraid. Don’t know the peoverb that barking dogs don’t bite? The woman answers: Yes, I know this proverb but does the dog know this proverb? 首先我取巧了，这个笑话是楼上的，但是没翻译，这里只有一个词也许你会陌生，proverb 谚语，成语，典故 一个女人在路上走，突然一条狗跳出来冲着她直叫，她很害怕，一动不敢动，有个路过的人对她说：“别怕，你有没有听说过有个谚语：会叫的狗不咬人？”那女的说：“嗯，我知道这个谚语，但是这个狗它知道么？”
求2篇英语幽默或笑话
英语幽默:“我已经反着穿了！” A woman said to her husband, “dear, look at our sheet! It’s too dirty. Would you like to wash it now?” The man looked at the sheet and then thought for a while and then said, “I don’t think it’s necessary. We can turn the sheet over. Is that all right?” His wife was very angry at this. “How lazy you are!” She shouted, “To tell you the truth, I turned it over last week.” 英语小笑话:“这钟准吗？” Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, What’s the time, please? After a few months, Dan said to himself, I’m not going to answer all those stupid people any more. I’m going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here. Then he did so. “Now people aren’t going to stop and ask me the time, he thought happily. But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, Is that clock right?”
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