In a sales company, the boss said to one of his employees,
The main thing to remember is repetition, repetition, repetition! That’s the key! If you have a product to sell, keep harping on it in every way possible. Repeat it; cram it down people’s throats. Even make yourself sickening and repulsive if you have to, but don’t everforget to repeat, repeat, repeat. It’s the only way to get results and sell our products!
So, the employee said, Yes, sir!
Then the boss said, Now, what was it you came to see me about?
And the employee replied, Well, sir, it’s about a raise, a raise, a raise!
销售公司的老板对一位员工训话：
「重要的是要记得重复、重复、重复！『不断重复』是重要关键！推销产品时，要用尽各种方法对客户不断反复地游说，对他们进行疲劳轰炸。情况需
要的话，即使让对方对你厌恶、反感也在所不惜。就是不要忘记『重复再重复！』这是得到业绩、销售产品的不二法门！」
员工回答：「老板，了解了！」
老板又说：「好，现在说说看你们来找我有什么事？」
员工回答：「老板，我要加薪！加薪！加薪！」My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off. Although both of my children had received fire-safety training at school, they did not respond to the alarm. Annoyed, I stormed through the house in search of them.
I found them in the bathroom, washing their hands. Over the loud buzzing of the smoke alarm, I asked them to identify the sound.
It’s the smoke detector, they replied in unison.
Do you know what that sound means? I demanded.
Sure, my oldest replied. Dinner’s ready.
我的烧饭手艺向来是家庭笑话的攻击目标。一天晚上，晚餐我准备得有点儿太快了，厨房里充满了烟，结果烟雾探查器报起警来。尽管我的两个孩子都在学校里接受过防火安全训练，可是他们并没有对报警声作出反应。我感到很恼火，满幢房子乱冲寻找他们。
我在洗澡间找到他们，发现他们正在洗手。我的声音盖过了烟雾警报的嗡嗡声，我叫他们辨别那声音。
“是烟雾探查器，”他们异口同声地说。
“你们知道那声音意味着什么吗？”我责问道。
“当然，”我的大孩子回答道，“晚饭准备好了。”
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