某人刻苦学习英语,中有小成.一日上街不慎与一老外相撞,忙说:I’m sorry.老外应到:I’m sorry,too.某人听后赶紧又道:I’m sorry three.老外不解,问:What are sorry for?某人无奈,只好又道:I’sorry five.
英语笑话有哪些？
No.1: -How much does a polar bear weigh?
-How
much?
-Enough
to break the ice! Hi, my name is John。
-你知道北极熊有多重吗？
-多重呢？
-足够破冰(双关：打破沉默)！你好，我叫约翰~！
No.2:-I
lost my number, can I have yours?
No.4:-You look like someone I know. Haven’t we met before?
你跟我一个朋友长得好象。我们之前见过吧？
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英语短笑话带翻译
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It’s no use, my little dog can’t read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人：哦，
亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with
the money I gave you yesterday?
I gave it to a poor old woman, he answered.
You’re a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents
more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?
She is the one who sells the candy.
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。
“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老
太太那么感兴趣呢？”
“她是个卖糖果的。”
The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
完美儿子
A:我有一个很完美的儿子.
B:他抽烟吗?
A:不抽.
B:他喝威士忌酒吗?
A:不喝.
B:他会不会很晚回家?
A:不会.
B:我想你确实有一个完美儿子. 那他多大了?
A:下个星期三就满6个月了.
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