和女友果果聊天
我:老婆 以前有那么多有房有车的高富帅和我一起追你 你为什么会选择我这个穷小子呢？
她: 你说呢？
我: 因为我长得特别帅？
她: 呸～帅又不能当饭吃。
我: 因为我学习成绩好？
她: 切～书呆子一个。
我: 那是为什么？
她笑了笑 然后说:因为我可怜你呗！那些高富帅没有我 可他们还有房有车啊！你如果没有我 就真的一无所有啦！我不想让你输的那么惨……
嘎嘎笑幽默搞笑段子：你是不是去过泰国
嘎嘎笑幽默搞笑段子：你是不是去过泰国
一哥们去医院检查身体，尿检的时候，护士不小心给样本撒了，又怕医生骂她，就自己接了点自己的
医生检查完后，一脸莫名其妙的看看检查结果，再看看哥们
为难的问“你是不是去过泰国”
求英语笑话 English jokes！
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Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:First, you should make sure that he is already dead. Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:What should I do next?
两个猎人进森林里打猎，其中一个猎人不慎跌倒，两眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。接线员沉着地说：“第一步，要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。”于是，接线员在电话里听到一声枪响，然后听到那猎人接着问：“第二步怎办
My Baby Swallowed a Bullet
Young Mother: Doctor, my baby swallowd a bullet. What shall I do ?
Doctor: Don’t point him at anybody.
年轻的妈妈说：“医生，我孩子吞下一颗子弹，我该怎么办？”
医生说：“不要让他指着任何人。”
Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out and said, I will grant each one a wish that’s 3 together. The Canadian said, I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile. The genie said the magic words and the wish came true. Osama looked amazed so he wished for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true. President Bush said Genie, tell me more about this wall, the genie said,” It’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out. President Bush said,” Wow! That’s a big bridge…Fill it with water!!!
拉登,一加拿大人还有布什总统走在大街上看到一盏金色的灯.他们擦了擦灯出现了一个精灵.精灵说:我要满足你们每人一个愿望总共三个.加拿大人说:我是个父亲我儿子将成为农夫,因此我想让加拿大的土地永远肥沃.精灵说了咒语愿望实现了.拉登看了很惊奇,他希望有座城墙围绕阿富汗.精灵又说了咒语愿望又实现了.布什总统问:精灵请告诉我关于这座墙的事情.精灵回答:墙厚50英尺,高500英尺,因而里面的任何东西出不来外面的任何东西进不去.布什总统说:哇!那是座大桥耶…注满水!!!
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